Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Eggplant Sandwich

The weather has cooled substantially so we decided to actually turn on the stove again ...what better way to signal the end of summer than with some fried eggplant? We got a big beautiful aubergine along with a gorgeous leafy bunch of spicy basil from our trusty CSA and immediately I thought to apply it to Gary's fresh homemade mozzarella in this great recipe. We even used our homemade bread crumbs (created off totally stale baguettes from the Galleries Lafayette, brought back from our Paris trip!) Paired with a zesty bruchetta made with last week's farm fresh tomatoes, this dish makes for a satisfying and glorious dinner (as well as party appetizer if you're so inclined!)


Eggplant Sandwiches

1 big eggplant (or 2-3 medium ones)
1 pound fresh mozzarella ball
3 eggs, beaten
2 cups bread crumbs (seasoned with dried oregano, rosemary, and some thyme)
freshly grated Parmasean cheese
fresh basil leaves
lots of vegetable oil for frying
sea salt & pepper
lemon wedges and/or bruchetta to finish

Cut the eggplants into round slices, about 1/4 inch thick. Soak slices in room temperature salted water for 30 min - 1 hour. Rinse eggplant slices in cold water and press thoroughly dry with kitchen towel.
Cut the cheese into thin slices to match the size of the eggplant rounds.
Mix the dry bread crumbs with parmasean cheese and seasonings in a large shallow dish.
Take two equal sized slices of eggplant, and place a slice of cheese
and a fresh basil leaves between them. Carefully dip the "sandwich" first
into the beaten, and then dredge through the bread crumb and cheese mix, being careful to cover the whole sandwich while keeping it together.
Heat the oil in a large deep skillet about 1 inch deep.
Cook the eggplant sandwiches until they are golden brown (about 7 minutes on each side).
Keep them warm in the oven, while you continue to cook the rest.
Serve them hot, or at room temperature, with a squeeze of lemon and topped with bruchetta.
Yields 6-8 sizeable sandiwches.


With the garlicky bruchetta, it's like an eggplant parmagiana but better. The eggplant slices are golden crisp on the outside and almost melty buttery on the inside. The sandwich holds together well thanks to the egg battering, so this a natural choice for picnics and potlucks! Our next thought is tweaking it, of course, by sticking a slice of heavenly proscuitto di Parma (portabella mushroom for the veggiefarian set) in it. You could also do: thin slices of grilled zucchini or squash, some chunky olive tapenade, or quattro formaggio (mmmm Fontina!)... the possibilities are only as finite as your sandwich-imagination.

Ahhhhh sandwich, you are truly the zenith of hand-held cuisine.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Death to Williamsburg!

The snarky folks at My Fall Collection tip us off to a new terrorist threat lurking on the L line to Bedford: Hipster Jihad!!!! Be afraid. Or just moderately amused and not afraid at all. Unless you are wearing an ironic t-shirt from 1982 with your $300 shag haircut. Then you should fear for your life.

NYT graphic illustrating the rise of "hipster" in its lexicon over the past twenty years.

Friday, August 25, 2006

More Breaking News: NYC Is Totally Done.

Listen up, all you starry-eyed, trust-funded NYU undergrad-wannabes from all over the planet! Gawker's got a gem of wisdom this week: New York is Already Over!!

CBGB's is going to Vegas. Ratner's plowing Brooklyn over. Second Avenue Deli's just a memory. Homelessness and abject urban poverty are on the rise. Dismembered body parts are sometimes found on subway tracks.


It is an art form to hate New York City properly. So far I have always been a featherweight debunker of New York; it takes too much energy and endurance to record the infinite number of ways the city offends me. Were I to list them all, I would fill up a book the size of the Manhattan yellow pages, and that would merely be the prologue. -Pat Conroy


6th Avenue Rat, by misterjt

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Breaking News: Pluto is dead to me!

Bastard Ninth Child of our solar system...

...or poorly-defined satellite of a nebulous nature?


Looks like you can forget about that hokey mnemonic you learned in fourth grade to remember the order and number of the planets in our solar system, because look out, Pluto is being booted off the list! The uber nerdos at the International Astronomical Union (IAU to those of us in the know) decided that what we've labeled as the tiny outpost of our planetary neighborhood is actually not a planet proper. This is based on lots of intense data and stuff that no one but CalTech post-docs understand (might I remind you that I got a C+ in Physics 6A in college). Damn you, vectors! But I trust the physicists. I mean, if we stretch the planetary criteria to include Pluto, what's to stop the Death Star from becoming classified as one as well?? Pluto, you are dead to me!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Squasheriffic!

Its summer squash season! Here's a recent selection we obtained from our CSA and the Greenmarket at the Botanical Garden.

Monday, August 14, 2006

In adoration of bridge-burning.

I know some people who would be really good at this game. Since I have a streak of masochism, I would try and play along; if only the concept didn't make me want to stab my own eyes out with sharpened popsicle sticks. But if I did that, I'd be no better than the pathetic losers of the world who cling to and make asinine drama out of old shit. I would also have popsicle sticks sticking out of my head. Its just like high school except all the residents of psychoworld are older, fatter, and more excruciatingly trite than I could even imagine. Game on!