Friday, September 29, 2006

The Meatpacking District Pledge

You know how I feel about the vile Meatpacking District. By this time, I've surely broadcasted my vehement disdain for this place everytime a friend reprimands me for having flaked-out on some group event. Invariably, I say "but the friggin' Meatpacking District totally sucks" and somehow feel vindicated in not having shown up to someone's birthday party. I mean... I'm sorry I didn't make it to your Grandma's wake but it was in the MPD and that makes it suck. And its way far west. And it comprises the most pretentious and ostentatiously vacuous stretch of clubs and eateries this side of Hollywood Blvd. No wait, even the Chateau Marmont is more down to earth than the godforsaken MPD! (And believe me, I know... in college we tried to sneak in there). Which is why I was elated when Gawker started their Rancid: How the Meatpacking District Went Bad expose series. It's about time the world knew! Thank you, Jessica Coen!! In your final days as the arbiter of all things judgemental, you have created your most lasting legacy: The Meatpacking District Pledge. I have already committed this pledge to heart and will cite it immediately upon any occasion whereas I am asked to go there. You should too. Because its totally the most bogus neighborhood in New York City. Fuck you, Keith McNally, I choose your pricey brioche at Balthazar, not Pastis! Oh yeah, and Spice Market is totally 2002. Get over it.

Monday, September 25, 2006

then it hit me...



The dream is dead. Captured by the visionaries over at Streetsy.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sandwiches for Breakfast

I think it was former Secretary General to the UN, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, who said that anytime is a good time for sandwiches. I'm lying. But clearly sandwiches are good for much more than lunch, as I've endeavored to prove here. And I don't mean the evil Egg McMuffin (twelve friggin grams of fat?!). Today's breakfast was french toast sandwiches, inspired by my perverse dream of marrying the venerable Monte Cristo with a kitchy cheese blintz. Instead of the traditional ham and turkey, I used cream cheese (and Nutella in an alternate version). Great with Bonne Maman's Four Fruit confiture slathered on top! I used a days-old loaf of ciabatta from our own D&F Deli, sliced the pieces pretty thin, assembled the sandwiches, and then dipped each sandwich in an egg mix (with a bit heavy cream in to add more body to egg). Cooked on a non-stick griddle (with a little butter if you're feeling plucky) for 2-3 minutes on each side... and you're ready!

Versatility in sandwichery is very important, so imagine all the filling possibilties: PB&J, swiss cheese and bacon, honey and walnuts, fruit and chocolate... et cetera. The filling ideas are analogous to those for a crepe but easier to make and you could even freeze them individually and stick them in the toaster for a quick hand-held breakfast on the train.

Oh revered sandwich, how I love waking up to you...

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Vamos ala Cafe Habana

We try to explore new brunch places, but when you have a favorite, its hard to give up that comfy and assured goodness. Cafe Habana is our reliable pillar of brunch strength in Nolita so when my good friend from the college days, Tannaz, came into town we took her straight there. Despite the thicket of oft-obnoxious supermodels and hipsters that also call this tiny eatery home, I am still loyal because of the splendid, vivid food at a cut-rate price. We've been known to wait for up to 30 minutes for this place, so you know its good. The meal started the way they all have: with a double order of their grilled corn. Unfortunately I didn't take any pictures and just ate it, but here's one. Eat your heart out!

The Corona Michelada was first introduced to me by Pham and Amy awhile back. Once partaken, there's no going back, I've been hooked on them ever since. Served as a tall glass of lime juice generously spiked with hot sauce, you pour the cold bottle of Corona into the glass and watch the magic happen. Like a beer-garita! Or a golden [bloodless] mary!

A foray into the sacred realm of the fish taco proved successful. I was nervous at first. I have a special reverence for this one golden child of Baja California and I've had my heart broken by poor facsimiles before. But encouraged to branch out from my usual torta de aguacate, I enthusiastically wolfed this down. Appropriately beer-battered and topped with thin-shredded cabbage, it met all the basic requirements. The fish (probably a cod or other white flaky species) had a nice char along with the crisp batter. My only minor gripe is that there was no chipotle smokiness or creamy white sauce. But these are a point of taste, I suppose.

Eric's quesadilla with chorizo, avocado, and lots of spicy cheese tucked into roasted-pepper tortillas. Dee-licious!

Tannazie's huevos rancheros (you just can't beat that color!)

Out front of the cafe is... Beautiful people and random street trash: big Dior sunglasses barely notice the half-empty bag of rice and old restaurant wok perched on a rattan cabinet.


Cafe Habana
17 Prince Street (at Elizabeth), Nolita
212.625.2002

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

US Open ...the sideshow

In the midst of all this tennis fervor, I'd like to take this moment to call attention to the lesser-known beauty of the grounds surrounding Arthur Ashe Stadium: Flushing Meadows Corona Park. Home of the Hall of Science, the Queens Museum of Art, an ice skating rink, paddle boating on the pond, Shea Stadium around the corner, and a plethora of 1960's archetectural ephemera, this park is a lot more than just the scene of ABC Sports' latest cash cow. Sure, its a little shabby around the edges, but it's been awhile since that World's Fair when a lot of the structures were built to impress. At any rate, I would prefer hanging around the giant globe over schmoozing in the US Open big white tent anyways.