HOLY CRAP its like Christmastime
The Dems win the House. Possibly the Senate. Impotent losers no more! What else could possibly happen on such an auspicious day? Donald Rumsfeld has resigned as Defense Secretary/Arbiter of Warfare and Senseless Death.
Who will fill the seat? Is little Georgie Bush sad and confused? Is Don just taking the fall for this latest coup d'etat? Will Jesus bring us any other gifts during this glorious holiday season? Will the Rummy action figure skyrocket in eBay value?
So many questions, not enough bow-tied Georgetown pundits to answer them. While our country's varied electoral districts continue to sort out the complex methodologies and malfunctions of rigging elections, at least I take solace in the fact that yet another dastardly robot has been put out of commission.
Bill Frist, you're next.
