Hey Mister DJ
So if you're smart, you'll come to see mad fresh DJ Lo-Fi twirl some tunes and thrown down the funk this weekend. In Astoria, fool!
But then you whine, "Ehhhh I don't know where he's playing, nor how to get there!!"
So I slap you upside the head and say:
Hell Gate Social.
12-21 Astoria Blvd.
N/W to Astoria Blvd, walk toward the East River.
So you start crying like a little little baby, "But WHEN this weekend? I'm soooooo busy doing weeeeird stuff as usual!"
Then I stab you in your neck and proclaim:
Saturday Feb 10.
9:30pm.
Thinking you're clever, you tearfully blurt out, "Buuuuut I can't pay a cover!"
To which I respond:
NO COVER.
And then I skull-fuck you.
You know, in the eye sockets and stuff. With a broken bottle.
And that makes little JazzyJeff and the FP really sad. Just do what's best for everyone and come on Saturday to dance dance dance your ass off.
But then you whine, "Ehhhh I don't know where he's playing, nor how to get there!!"
So I slap you upside the head and say:
Hell Gate Social.
12-21 Astoria Blvd.
N/W to Astoria Blvd, walk toward the East River.
So you start crying like a little little baby, "But WHEN this weekend? I'm soooooo busy doing weeeeird stuff as usual!"
Then I stab you in your neck and proclaim:
Saturday Feb 10.
9:30pm.
Thinking you're clever, you tearfully blurt out, "Buuuuut I can't pay a cover!"
To which I respond:
NO COVER.
And then I skull-fuck you.
You know, in the eye sockets and stuff. With a broken bottle.
And that makes little JazzyJeff and the FP really sad. Just do what's best for everyone and come on Saturday to dance dance dance your ass off.
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