Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Hardwired Morality?


Having grown up, like most Americans, with the cartoony figures of a little angel and a little devil balanced on either shoulder of a perplexed protagonist, this latest article in the New York Times really peaked my curiosity.

The book review takes a brief look at Marc D. Hauser's newly released piece of nerdo porn, Moral Minds (HarperCollins 2006). The question is eternal: Is the moral compass inherently and ephemerally human, distinct from the cold hard truths of natural selection, or could it be yet another target of our burgeoning understanding of evolutionary biology? I, of course, favor the latter. I think progressive thinking has always begun with disillusionment: contrary to religious dogma, we are less the magical children of some patriarchal cloud-dwelling diety than dirty, hairless primates struggling with existence. Our most base instincts are more easily explained by the emerging studies of neurobiology than by the little devil-and-pitchfork perched on our shoulder (left one, of course, sinistre).



Can't wait to put this on the Wish List!

Have you read it? What do you think?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Where's Operation Rescue now?

This city gives almost-daily examples of neglectful, ignorant, and often poverty-stricken and young parents who made some bad decisions for their children (and by "bad" I mean "abusive or homidical"). Time after time, ACS comes and tries to manage these broken familes while case-workers are overwhelmed and the children just keep coming. Young mothers, without means or an education, periodically accompanied by temporary boyfriends, just keep falling into the same traps of having more and more children for which they are totally unequipped to give care.

So where are all the fanatical pro-life, anti-choice, fundamentalist Christian activists now? They are all so vehement in calling to arms against the innocent physicians and women of America who exercise their right to reproductive health and family planning... only to drop the cause the minute all these "saved" babies are born into environments that never welcomed nor planned for them.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Kevin is a ninja.



This is my little brother.
He "teaches english" in Japan.
I don't know what he is doing but its hilarious, couched in broad stereotypes and brimming with sophomoric fun, so I stole this video from my other little brother, Robert.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

"A gun rack?"



Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!


Sometimes the only language a psycho hose-beast understands is that of humiliating rejection.


Relive the infantile joy.See more immortal Wayne's World clips on YouTube

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

This train is not in service either.


The garbage train at Union Square.

Monday, October 16, 2006

The Flaming Lips: An Epic Experience.

Wayne Coyne.
The Flaming Lips.
September 25.
Hammerstein Ballroom, NYC
Giant plastic bubble.
A sea of blue rubber balls.
Teletubbies.






And of course, no show is complete without the requisite appearance by the Teletubbies. You don't even need to be high for this shit.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Momofuku: Top Ramen!

Of course you've heard the buzz. Some people live by it and others eschew the long lines and immoderate pricing. It's no Sawtelle Blvd but that's not what it's aspiring for. The food is great and the locale is accessible and fun. I vote this eatery as Best Gratuitous Use of Pork in 2006. And when you find out that its also the name of the mythical founder of Nissin Foods (Cup O' Noodle), Momofuku Ando, the joy and bemusement becomes unstoppable. Who better to name your ramen house for than the Chairman of the International Ramen Manufacturers’ Association? If only I could have stocked my dorm room with this stuff instead of those evil Top Ramen bricks...


The tight shoebox of a dining space is centered around the open kitchen, where a hip young squad of chefs sling noodles and pitch the pork. The pace is fast and frenetic and convivial, however you are never rushed during your meal. Even large groups (at the larger communal tables near the front of the shoebox) wade through their meals at a leisurely pace while marveling at the dexterity of the kitchen crew. The decor is clean and minimalist (you can only fit so much in here after packing all the Berkshire pork in). You get the feeling that Masaharu Morimoto might come here for late night ramen after a long day on the Iron Chef set.

So there are pork buns and there are steamed Bershire pork buns. Pork buns are already the food of the gods. This interpretation is murderously good; and I've had my share of this delicious dim sum fare. The pulled pork was fatty but not greasy, glistening gloriously in its little pillow. Simple, elegant and unadorned, this is Momofuku's true legacy... Doesn't it look like the little guys are humping? SO cute. $9 for two.

Pickle Mania!! The assorted seasonal pickle platter is definately the way to go: whole baby carrots, cucumbers, celery root (my favorite), radishes, and randomly, pineapple chunks. The sugary tartness of the latter was the perfect compliment to the lightly tangy vingeary crunch of the pickled veggies. Heaven for $7.

Eric wisely opted for the eponymous Momofuku Ramen: Bershire Pork combo atop traditional ramen and topped with the heavenly poached egg. Both noodle bowls were generously garnished with collared greens (more use for the pork fat!), scallions, sliced bamboo shoots, and a sheet of nori (dried seaweed). The broth in this bowl was voluptuous and irresistable. Like $10 crack. But infused with pork.

The gorgeous Pork Neck Ramen. Who knew that a braised pig neck could be so buttery tender and delicious? Well, I guess lots of people. But until this very moment, I was not in the loop. Needless to say, I am now an advocate of this overlooked little part of the porcine anatomy. I loved the broad shanghai ramen, too. Firm and toothsome, this is the meatiest of noodles (without going overboard with something like the doughy udon)... reminds me of my mom's noodle dishes. My favorite part? The poached egg, glossy and wobbly and perched precariously atop the bowl, crowning the dish with its golden gooey eggy goodness. $10

Sweet sweet sake, such a sultry salvation. Junmai variety, chilled: Akitabare Koshiki Junzukuri. Perfect and crisp, not too dry, not too expensive. In short, the noodle bowl's ultimate soulmate.


Momofuku, 163 First Avenue (between 10th and 11th Streets)
212.475.7899
Get ready for a long wait most weekend evenings. Dinner after 5pm.

embrace the consumerist

Yes, it is exceedingly shallow to covet ridiculously overpriced material goods simply for the superficial joy of owning them. Indeed, Buddhists are renowned for their sagacity in preaching the tenets of minimalism and austerity. Need little, want less.

Clearly those dudes have never felt the demonic, gravitational pull of
The Perfect Shoes.

I would forsake eternal spiritual transcendence for these shoes.

I mean, look at them.

Only at Anthropologie online.

Someone give me $400, quick. Before I come to my senses.


Monday, October 02, 2006

On a slow day in Self-Appraisal Land...

... I stole this bit of introspective indulgence from the illuminating ms. duluoz cats. Because... why not? Oh, and also because being a wage slave waiting for 5pm totally sucks.

Things I'd like to do before I die
1. Become an expatriate.
2. Learn and record my grandmother's recipes.
3. Acquire life-career fulfillment.

Things I cannot do
1. Enjoy going to the gym.
2. Hold my tongue.
3. Save money.

Things I can do
1. Read Nature for sheer enjoyment.
2. Make a great sandwich.
3. Recite all 50 states in alphabetical order.

Things that attracted me to my significant other
1. Generosity: giving freely of himself.
2. Intelligence: showing me connections that I didn't know existed.
3. Chemistry: inexorable physicality and physiology.

Things I like to say
1. "I mean ..."
2. "I'm just sayin'"
3. "Word."

Books I like best
1. Mother Night, by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Tropic of Cancer, by Henry Miller
3. The Subterraneans, by Jack Kerouac

Movies I like to see
1. The Big Lebowski
2. Stand By Me
3. Breathless